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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Potions Brewed:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5165
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8955	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6501	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2758	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Potions Brewed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Potions Brewed:	121	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9043	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Towns Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	541
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!