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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	1760
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Meteorites Collected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1958
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4365

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	132	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.