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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4598

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	167	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3505
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchantments Applied:	190
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	141

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.