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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	5050	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Sanctuary

Sanctuary, smp

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over three weeks old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon

https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Stormy Lagoon!

lagoon, smp, Stormy

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

💎 ChillZone

chillzone, Semi Vanilla

Apply Here

About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing With Semi-Van server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.

We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

Quick Links

Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.

Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced sys admin, managing multiple nodes across the network.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

– We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.

– Vanilla Tweaksincluding Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.

– Discord Linkingyou can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server!

– Dynmapallowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.

– Player Shopsincluding a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

– Friendly, experienced and helpful staffwho respect players and use their permissions fairly.

Our Rules

We try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.

That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineLiver BedWars Minecraft server

BedWars 1.12-1.14 server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Towns Built:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wonderful Valley | Wonderful Valley Minecraft server

Wonderful Valley is a vanilla server for content makers and their subscribers, as well as for those who are looking for the very server on which you can enjoy vanilla Minecraft with maximum comfort and not be afraid for yourself, for your things and for your home. The goal of the server is to create a beautiful and intelligent society using in-game mechanics and role-playing game elements.

✅ Acceptance of players is carried out on the basis of an application, which can be found in the VKontakte community or on the website!

We carefully check each application and personally monitor the integrity of the players for the most comfortable game. Players whose application is reviewed and accepted are added to the whitelist and receive a notification inviting them to join the game.

❗ CoreProtect is used to protect against vultures, so players can rest assured: no one can take away your honestly mined resources!

❤️ We strive to maintain the most comfortable atmosphere for the game: the server does not and will not have intrusive advertising, donations, tons of text on the screen, and so on.

⭐ A clan system is integrated into the server – it serves to simplify the unification of players from a group and to improve communication between them. Clans have the right to choose a territory and occupy it, after which it will be marked on the server map.

⭐ By the way, for comfortable movement and assessment of the terrain, our server has an interactive map – it also marks the territories of the clans and key places of the server. Join and take your place in our country!

⚖ The server contains rules that create maximum comfort for streaming and playing without negativity: no prohibited cobblestone symbols, no offensive skins or nicknames.

⭐ For ease of communication, PlasmoVoice is installed on the server.

We hope that we have interested you and you will study our project more closely, and perhaps join us. We are waiting for everyone ❤️

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2568	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CooperCraft – UNIQUE SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Come to the server and many new items and accessories await you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DungerCraft – Immerse yourself in the cozy atmosphere of the Minecraft server

DungerCraft 1.8-1.18+▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬A server that has modes such as: BedWars, Grief mode, Survival and the like!

When you log into the server, you can enter the command “/free” and get a free donation!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬IP: DungerCraft.ru

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft squid server game

10 minutes to develop then who will survive

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InjectCraft Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Grief, Pirate, Private, PvP, RPG, Survival

The owner of the InjectCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MTLife RolePlay | Cars, works, businesses | Minecraft server

The owner of the “MTLife RolePlay Cars Work Business” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	247299	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NEXLAND #8 Minecraft server

NexLand Survival Servers

Address: NexLand.fun

Port: 19139

VK group: https://vk.com/nexland

Website: https://NexLand.fun

Supported MinecraftPE versions from 1.1 to the latest version

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various systems of experience, clans, protection from griefers.

Many types of cases, magic items.

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6966	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	5739	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CivLandMC

Civilization, crossplay, Factions, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, smp, Survival, Vanilla

99% Vanilla Civilizations and Geopolitics SMP. Create or join your own civilization. Build cities and collaborate or cause immense chaos. World never resets and is nearly infinite.

Bedrock: make-meat.gl.at.ply.gg Port: 20899

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foggy Willows

foggy, Vanilla, Willows

Foggy Willows is all about simplicity. Running on the latest vanilla jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be vanilla. We strive to give you a plain boring vanilla experience. There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play. We have a small player base of normal people, but are looking to expand.

Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Dedicated high spec host on fiber optic
No world border
No plugins
No tp/sethome
Hard mode
Discord
Java Only

IP: foggywillows.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anar Wiwey Minecraft server

Do you want to play on anarchy but don’t have a license for 2B2T? Come visit us

Build a history server Waiting for you

pros

– Temporary server

We are waiting for you on the IP server jupiter.minecraft.rent:25596

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaAnarchy

semi anarchy, Vanillaanarchy

IP: VanillaAnarchy.net

Vanilla Semi-Anarchy Server With No Limits

Established on July 1st, 2023, VanillaAnarchy (VA) is dedicated to delivering the ultimate vanilla experience.

World Size: 30 Million Blocks
View Distance: 10 Chunks
Simulation Distance: 9 Chunks
Mob Spawn Distance/Rates: 8 Chunks/Vanilla
World Resets: Never
Start Date: July 1st 2023
Joinable on: 1.19 – 1.20.4
Discord: discord.gg/vanillaanarchy
Store: store.vanillaanarchy.net

At VA, we’re all about breaking the limits. No player caps here – thanks to our cutting-edge server hardware and software, we can scale to accommodate over 1000 players seamlessly if needed. All while having unlimited mob caps, a default world border, 10-chunk view, 9-chunk simulation, and an 8-chunk mob spawn distance. With the goal to provide the most expansive and immersive vanilla Minecraft gaming experience out there.

Our commitment to authenticity is reflected in our no-reset policy and minimal rules. We embrace the essence of Minecraft, staying true to its original vision. The only restrictions we enforce are against exploiting and hacking to preserve the game’s core experience the way Mojang intended it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.