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Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The oasis SMP

Oasis, smp, Vanilla

Have you wanted a TRUE vanilla server?

One with no claims or silly plugins?

Well this is the server for you it has everything that Minecraft can offer plus interactions with other players. The server as a active small community with 4-5 on during peak business hours (around 6PM EST) This server has tons of little artifacts of the past while still being relatively young, and because it’s so young you will still be able to catch up so join now! The only rule is not cheating, hacking, X-Raying or anything of that sort.

Ip: jamysmp.dedimc.io

Discord: https://discord.gg/2dBJAH24Na

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Farms Harvested:	185	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Spectre SMP

smp, Spectre

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.20.4 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person making a beautiful megabase! ✨

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers a friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! 🫂
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! 🏰
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! 💎
The server comes with the wonderful Dungeons & Taverns structure datapack, as well as many Vanilla Tweaks datapacks installed to liven up the game and keep it from going too stale. ⚔️

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set time to chat and discuss projects for the server.

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8005	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cherry Block

BLOCK, Cherry, smp

Introducing Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.

🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.

⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Unveiling the server’s key details:

🌐 Server IP: cherryblock.org

Bedrock Port: 25565

⏰ Our server remains almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement.

🎉 Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ICE & FIRE – Game of Thrones

Fire, Game, Ice, Roleplay, Thrones

❄️ Ice & Fire 🔥

Factions • Roleplay • Quests • Events

Upon joining this remarkable server you will have plenty opportunities to Roleplay, Embark on quests, Join a great house of your choosing and even join in on the many events one of which being to determine who sits on the iron throne!

Begin your journey now! Whether you choose to reside in the political lands of Westeros or the Vast lands of Essos both will let you explore the stunning creations built by the very players on the server.

Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?

For more info or to discuss, come join our community of over 600 members on discord!!

https://discord.gg/mYAPQbsSSD

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Endercraft SMP

endercraft, smp

Endercraft SMP is starting, and accepting a wave of new people. Content creators and streamers are welcome, but Endercraft is not limited to them; anyone can join.

Please watch this video for more information, then apply here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-eMHfDAtSA&t=2s (for more detail)

https://forms.gle/QVVwahP46P2TcJ6R9 (to apply)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	58
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

synserv’s survival!

Semi Vanilla, Survival, synservs

Hey guys 🙂 Just made a brand new server after not hosting one for a while and would love to see some new friendly faces! The server is still kind of under construction (still adding items to item shop, working out a few kinks with plugins) but is completely functional and ready for gameplay!

We have 4-5 consistently active players right now and we’d love to play with some new people. We are super chill and laid back, and the server offers a refresing semi-vanilla experience with quality-of-life features like keepinv, tpa, useful warps, landclaim, vote rewards, and more!

Come say hi!

||| SERVER IP: us1.synserv.net |||

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	5077
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Grimwald SMP Java, New World

Grimwald, java, smp, world

Version 1.20.4

World started yesterday

About us we are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules

Features

-Proximity voicechat, this is optional but it’s there if you want to use it

-Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life

-Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing (This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible)

-Hard difficulty

Democracy, all major server decisions are voted on by the players

-Updates to new versions soon after they come out

-Vanilla like configs, TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.

-Friendly community

-Minigames and events

-Group projects

-No pay to win or voting to access stuff

Apply here: https://forms.gle/uKNZd6JzVjRjQK5H9

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	55

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CloudMC Season 4 OUT NOW!

CloudMC, Season, smp

CloudMC season 4 has officially launched and it’s time for you to play!

The map of CloudMC season 4 is something you have not seen yet! The map features 2 vertical stacked dimensions, which are the overworld and sky islands and possibly a cave world coming soon….

To claim a nation, you make a team in-game to set your home, and use the map in discord to mark your land so its protected from griefers and thieves. Claims are enforced through staff, so any damage done by outsiders will be rolled back.

When you have a nation to server, its important to establish relations with others, like alliances and trade deals. This is to build up your own power and perhaps undermine your rival’s power.

If you need to, you can declare war. In wars, KeepInventory is turned off, and its a team deatchmatch to control the battlefield. And remember, good planning, clever tactics and dicipline amongst your soldiers is the key to success! (example of war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zor2KtiLyx4)

Bedrock is supported

IP: cloudmc.uk

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/vKfAZwkdJE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Sanctuary

Sanctuary, smp

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over three weeks old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon

https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Stormy Lagoon!

lagoon, smp, Stormy

Join our vibrant community and set sail on your survival journey today. Stormy Lagoon offers a refreshing twist on survival gameplay, running on Minecraft versions 1.20.4. Established over four years ago, our server has been a beacon of camaraderie since January 4th, 2022. Immerse yourself in our welcoming environment and enjoy an array of unique features, including custom items inspired by our players. Delve into our player-driven economy, explore bustling marketplaces, and unearth hidden treasures scattered across the map. Gain an edge with our incorporation of mcMMO, offering a captivating long-term gameplay experience, complemented by our exclusive Stormy Tools for endless enjoyment.

Server Details:

Server IP: play.stormylagoon.com

Bedrock Port: 25566 (No port needed for Java)

Discord: https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm

Discord Username: Duvahl

Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

🚫 Chat Report Disabled: Enjoy hassle-free communication.

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.

🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.

⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.

👥 Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.

🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all ranks through voting.

🔄 Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!

🎨 Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.

💰 Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace.

🏹 Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.

🏡 Advanced Land Claiming: Take control with custom flags.

⭐ Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!

🌈 Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today! 🌟

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

💎 ChillZone

chillzone, Semi Vanilla

Apply Here

About Us

ChillZone is a newly releasing With Semi-Van server. We’re dedicated to providing a great vanilla experience, with small additions that help enhance the multiplayer aspect. We value the community aspect greatly, on ChillZone all players have a say as to what goes on, what gets added, and so on.

We’ve existed as a community for around 4 years now, starting out with a similar server, inspired by Hermitcraft. This means we’re experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great experience with great server performance & well developed features. However, we’re always looking to add to our tight-knit, welcoming community and share 🙂

Quick Links

Our Values

Community – In ChillZone all players get a say in what happens, all suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We’re transparent with all decisions made, asking the community for their input and giving our reasoning for everything.

Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced sys admin, managing multiple nodes across the network.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

– We have a simple, user friendly claims plugin allowing you to easily claim & protect your land, and also provide access to your friends.

– Vanilla Tweaksincluding Armor Stands, Mob Heads, Double Shulker Shells, etc.

– Discord Linkingyou can talk to your friends ingame from our Discord server!

– Dynmapallowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.

– Player Shopsincluding a central shopping district. We do have an economy plugin, however our economy is based around the value of a diamond. The economy is completely player controlled.

– Friendly, experienced and helpful staffwho respect players and use their permissions fairly.

Our Rules

We try to be fairly relaxed, as we aim to build a mature community where staff don’t need to parent players. However, obviously any exploiting, griefing, stealing & any sort of abuse to other players will not be accepted. We’re a safe place for all, and anyone who doesn’t share that interest won’t be tolerated.

That was a lot of words, however to summarise we’re a great community looking for some new members! We’re committed to creating a great player experience, from frequent seasonal events, to our high performing dedicated server with great uptime. If we’ve hopefully captured your attention in this post – Apply Today! Our application process isn’t very complex, we just have a couple simple questions to weed out any unserious players 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1378	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineLiver BedWars Minecraft server

BedWars 1.12-1.14 server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wonderful Valley | Wonderful Valley Minecraft server

Wonderful Valley is a vanilla server for content makers and their subscribers, as well as for those who are looking for the very server on which you can enjoy vanilla Minecraft with maximum comfort and not be afraid for yourself, for your things and for your home. The goal of the server is to create a beautiful and intelligent society using in-game mechanics and role-playing game elements.

✅ Acceptance of players is carried out on the basis of an application, which can be found in the VKontakte community or on the website!

We carefully check each application and personally monitor the integrity of the players for the most comfortable game. Players whose application is reviewed and accepted are added to the whitelist and receive a notification inviting them to join the game.

❗ CoreProtect is used to protect against vultures, so players can rest assured: no one can take away your honestly mined resources!

❤️ We strive to maintain the most comfortable atmosphere for the game: the server does not and will not have intrusive advertising, donations, tons of text on the screen, and so on.

⭐ A clan system is integrated into the server – it serves to simplify the unification of players from a group and to improve communication between them. Clans have the right to choose a territory and occupy it, after which it will be marked on the server map.

⭐ By the way, for comfortable movement and assessment of the terrain, our server has an interactive map – it also marks the territories of the clans and key places of the server. Join and take your place in our country!

⚖ The server contains rules that create maximum comfort for streaming and playing without negativity: no prohibited cobblestone symbols, no offensive skins or nicknames.

⭐ For ease of communication, PlasmoVoice is installed on the server.

We hope that we have interested you and you will study our project more closely, and perhaps join us. We are waiting for everyone ❤️

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CooperCraft – UNIQUE SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Come to the server and many new items and accessories await you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DungerCraft – Immerse yourself in the cozy atmosphere of the Minecraft server

DungerCraft 1.8-1.18+▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬A server that has modes such as: BedWars, Grief mode, Survival and the like!

When you log into the server, you can enter the command “/free” and get a free donation!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬IP: DungerCraft.ru

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.