Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

#internetculture, #JannyFags, #RememberWhen, building, Business, challenge, Crafty, criticism, determination, Fail, growth, Haters, McCraftface, Memories, motivation, Nostalgia, perseverance, positivity, posted, selfimprovement, socialmedia, success, Swift, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday

Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mines Excavated:	1773	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

✨1 18.1 – 1.20.4 | ON JANUARY 1 THERE WAS A WIPE✨ Minecraft server

Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

Welcome to our unique server!

A variety of game modes, exciting mini-games and a friendly community await you here! ?

Unleash your creativity in creative mode! Use huge rafts, the powerful WorldEdit tool and a variety of furniture to create amazing structures. All that matters here is imagination! ✨

In survival mode, real adventures await you! Fight unique bosses, research new items and develop your economy. Join the clan and overcome all difficulties together with your friends! ⚔️

Try your hand at BedWars – team battles where you need to protect your bed and destroy the beds of your opponents. This exciting challenge will not leave you indifferent!

Our friendly community always welcomes new players! Here you will find friends, exchange experiences and enjoy the game in a pleasant atmosphere. We are ready to help in all matters and make your stay on the server unforgettable!

Join us and plunge into a world where fantasy, adventure and fun are combined in one server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	67
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hyperborea Action-Adventure (1.19.2-1.20.4)

Adventure, Bosses, Dungeon, Dungeons, Other, RPG

Hyperborea is an action-adventure server stylized as a classic adventure map campaign, featuring engaging custom combat and a mysterious story. Venture past the edge of the known world and discover nameless things.

Features:• 20+ hours of gameplay• Custom combat, enemies, and world• Multiple endings• Post-game expansion• Optional challenge modes• Achievements• Enemy bestiary

Discord:https://discord.com/invite/esBNQrf8Gd

Built, written and designed by Jake_Rune. Plugin contributions from Moatimus. Additional builds by Bdog. Trailer music by efefski. Special thanks to the Relentless community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ores Mined:	2591

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MAGIC ANARCHY Minecraft server

FREE ADMIN, WEAPONS, SEX AND WEDDINGS

You won’t find this on the server.

MAGIC ANARCHY is a classic anarchic Minecraft, with a corresponding community and atmosphere.

Server Features:

-Complete anarchy

NO:

-Donatov

-Privatov

-Vaipov

-Rules

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	9276	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

24Mine Minecraft server

Maniac, Parkour, Sky Wars

24Mine [RUS.1.1] is a Russian-language game server based on the video game Minecraft Pocket Edition. A server with a unique set of custom functions and many distinctive features designed specifically for your maximum comfort.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ZillaSMP

Roleplay, ZillaSMP

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide! ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VJ2_0upgUloglrhO2lp9MyMOgRhGSY0ngVstraeIgaI/edit?usp=sharing

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel! ZillaSMP Discord: https://discord.gg/Jbjk3EbcVR

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

anybody wanna play a minecraft 1.7.3 beta server with me

1.7.3, Beta, Minecraft, Play, Server, Vanilla, Wanna

IP:146.59.220.208:25619 this server does NOT belong to me, its a pretty old minecraft server, it has alot of features without mods, when you first join the server you need to register. DO NOT forget your password or everything you have will delete or unable to use them. if you need help joining the servers. do not worry because you can contact me here in the comments, and please contact me if you wanna play, i dont know any admins of the server, there’s often peploe but i cant reach to them. theres a main city at spawn. please do not try to grief anything because this is history. a fine server, there might be some connection problems, like the mobs can kill you for a far distance. please do not try to kill the mobs or destroy the trees in the city. also try to be a farmer for food. the portals might be bugged and send you to different locations but don’t worry its normal. always make a nice looking house and try to finish it! the server is too old. (2011) so it’s remembered for being this old. also dong harm other players and be peaceful. thanks for reading this and see you in the server!!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The oasis SMP

Oasis, smp, Vanilla

Have you wanted a TRUE vanilla server?

One with no claims or silly plugins?

Well this is the server for you it has everything that Minecraft can offer plus interactions with other players. The server as a active small community with 4-5 on during peak business hours (around 6PM EST) This server has tons of little artifacts of the past while still being relatively young, and because it’s so young you will still be able to catch up so join now! The only rule is not cheating, hacking, X-Raying or anything of that sort.

Ip: jamysmp.dedimc.io

Discord: https://discord.gg/2dBJAH24Na

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Spectre SMP

smp, Spectre

Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.20.4 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made! Begone, playing singleplayer in multiplayer survival servers! Begone, being the only person making a beautiful megabase! ✨

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers a friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! 🫂
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! 🏰
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! 💎
The server comes with the wonderful Dungeons & Taverns structure datapack, as well as many Vanilla Tweaks datapacks installed to liven up the game and keep it from going too stale. ⚔️

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set time to chat and discuss projects for the server.

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cherry Block

BLOCK, Cherry, smp

Introducing Cherry Block: Your Gateway to Enhanced Minecraft Adventure

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with our premium quality of life modifications. We’ve curated the finest features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod, striking the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Guided by a simple philosophy:

🌟 Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.

🚫 No room for griefing or stealing.

⚔️ Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Unveiling the server’s key details:

🌐 Server IP: cherryblock.org

Bedrock Port: 25565

⏰ Our server remains almost 24/7 operational, ensuring non-stop excitement.

🎉 Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, as we eagerly await your arrival on our Discord. Together, let’s create unforgettable memories.

Elevate your Minecraft experience. Choose Cherry Block.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3937
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ICE & FIRE – Game of Thrones

Fire, Game, Ice, Roleplay, Thrones

❄️ Ice & Fire 🔥

Factions • Roleplay • Quests • Events

Upon joining this remarkable server you will have plenty opportunities to Roleplay, Embark on quests, Join a great house of your choosing and even join in on the many events one of which being to determine who sits on the iron throne!

Begin your journey now! Whether you choose to reside in the political lands of Westeros or the Vast lands of Essos both will let you explore the stunning creations built by the very players on the server.

Do you have what it takes to win the Game of Thrones?

For more info or to discuss, come join our community of over 600 members on discord!!

https://discord.gg/mYAPQbsSSD

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Endercraft SMP

endercraft, smp

Endercraft SMP is starting, and accepting a wave of new people. Content creators and streamers are welcome, but Endercraft is not limited to them; anyone can join.

Please watch this video for more information, then apply here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-eMHfDAtSA&t=2s (for more detail)

https://forms.gle/QVVwahP46P2TcJ6R9 (to apply)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5914
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

synserv’s survival!

Semi Vanilla, Survival, synservs

Hey guys 🙂 Just made a brand new server after not hosting one for a while and would love to see some new friendly faces! The server is still kind of under construction (still adding items to item shop, working out a few kinks with plugins) but is completely functional and ready for gameplay!

We have 4-5 consistently active players right now and we’d love to play with some new people. We are super chill and laid back, and the server offers a refresing semi-vanilla experience with quality-of-life features like keepinv, tpa, useful warps, landclaim, vote rewards, and more!

Come say hi!

||| SERVER IP: us1.synserv.net |||

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Grimwald SMP Java, New World

Grimwald, java, smp, world

Version 1.20.4

World started yesterday

About us we are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules

Features

-Proximity voicechat, this is optional but it’s there if you want to use it

-Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life

-Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing (This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible)

-Hard difficulty

Democracy, all major server decisions are voted on by the players

-Updates to new versions soon after they come out

-Vanilla like configs, TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.

-Friendly community

-Minigames and events

-Group projects

-No pay to win or voting to access stuff

Apply here: https://forms.gle/uKNZd6JzVjRjQK5H9

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CloudMC Season 4 OUT NOW!

CloudMC, Season, smp

CloudMC season 4 has officially launched and it’s time for you to play!

The map of CloudMC season 4 is something you have not seen yet! The map features 2 vertical stacked dimensions, which are the overworld and sky islands and possibly a cave world coming soon….

To claim a nation, you make a team in-game to set your home, and use the map in discord to mark your land so its protected from griefers and thieves. Claims are enforced through staff, so any damage done by outsiders will be rolled back.

When you have a nation to server, its important to establish relations with others, like alliances and trade deals. This is to build up your own power and perhaps undermine your rival’s power.

If you need to, you can declare war. In wars, KeepInventory is turned off, and its a team deatchmatch to control the battlefield. And remember, good planning, clever tactics and dicipline amongst your soldiers is the key to success! (example of war https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zor2KtiLyx4)

Bedrock is supported

IP: cloudmc.uk

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/vKfAZwkdJE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	53
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Sanctuary

Sanctuary, smp

Hey! Welcome to the Sanctuary!

We’re a Hermitcraft like SMP, with a world just over three weeks old, and we’re looking for new players! If you’re looking for that ‘fresh’ but well run feel, we’re the server for you! New players will not feel out of place here, as it’s been a while for everyone, and we’re in a brand new discord and world and can’t wait to welcome you to the community!

To keep things simple, here’s what we can offer you:

– Dynmap with Pins, 10K x 10k World Border with Expansions ✅

– No AFK Kick ✅

– Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord! ‘Family Feel’ vs ‘Commercial Feel’ ✅

– Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged From Everyone! ✅

– Frequent and Engaging Events – Base Tours, Build Competitions, Game Nights etc ✅

– Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub and Portal Room Plans ✅

– End Dimension Frequently Reset for Elytra Finding ✅

– No Cheating – Every Diamond Mined is Checked for X-Ray ✅

– 5th Season, Experienced, Active and Friendly Staff ✅

– Optional Proximity Chat ✅

How to Apply

You can apply with the link below which will take you to the Discord where you can fill in a quick application! We accept all applications that are friendly and enthusiastic so don’t worry too much! Just be yourself and show us you’re interested and you’ll soon be on your way to becoming a part of the family! We have information on the discord about the server so you can make sure it’s the right place for you before you apply! See you soon

https://discord.gg/ZdMH5Ft8BM

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Farms Harvested:	886
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8496	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.