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Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Poopocalypse Adventures

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Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	270	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

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Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6339	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6740	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KissyCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a smooch! 😘💥 #minecraftlove

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Kenya is shook! We have crazy events like two players getting caught on CCTV kissing in an elevator in Nairobithots (yes, that’s a real place on our server)! Join us for non-stop drama, unexpected twists, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what will happen next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Mania: Where MoP Classic Players Go to Chill and Craft!

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Are you tired of waiting for MoP Classic to be released? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate MoP Classic waiting room! Why waste time twiddling your thumbs when you can join us and experience zero hype like never before?

Join our server and mingle with fellow MoP Classic enthusiasts who are just as impatient as you are. We have exclusive activities such as staring at the countdown clock, theorizing about potential release dates, and even role-playing as MoP Classic NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted special powers to speed up the release of MoP Classic. Some say that the developers themselves frequent our server and take suggestions from our members on how to make the game even better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our MoP Classic waiting room Minecraft server today and be a part of the most epic and ridiculous countdown experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Two weeks is up’ – Where creeper meets deadline in style!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is about to get LIT! Why, you ask? Because in just two weeks, Iran is planning to attack our server! That’s right, you’ll have to defend your virtual home from virtual missiles and virtual explosions. Join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual warzone! Plus, we have flying pigs and talking chickens, so what more could you ask for? Join us now before it’s too late!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Play Tiles and Blocks with ‘/mjg/’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and mahjong madness!

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be competing in epic mahjong tournaments that will test your skills and luck. Watch M-League matches to learn from the pros and improve your game.

But that’s not all! We also have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, where you can share your epic wins and epic fails with the community.

And if you’re feeling extra competitive, sign up for our BA tourney and show off your mahjong skills to the world. Who knows, you might just become the next mahjong champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mahjong madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Love at First Creeper

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more heart-wrenching than unrequited love is losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pack of creepers.

Looking for a place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm where anything is possible? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about that awkward 3-hour phone call where you professed your love and got nothing but awkward silence in return. Here, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding a new love interest who appreciates your diamond sword skills.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton…hey, stranger things have happened in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Buyfag

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a world made entirely of cheese!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny.

But beware, there are also mischievous unicorns who will try to steal your loot and prank you with exploding sheep!

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9607	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PixelPeenPlayground: Where 18yo cosplayers and nudes collide in Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose a body part to see from an 18-year-old cosplayer who sent nudes! That’s right, you can rate her looks and have a blast while playing Minecraft. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	1377	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AkonCraft: Where you wake up in Akon City and mine your way to the top!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll wake up in Akon City, Senegal – because who wouldn’t want to start their day in a virtual African metropolis? Join us for a chance to build your own mansion next to Akon’s house and maybe even collaborate on a new hit song together.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can team up with Elon Musk to build rocket ships and explore outer space. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, ready to challenge any brave soul to a build-off competition. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild adventure filled with celebrities, space travel, and epic battles. See you in Akon City!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Star Shards Collected:	161	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Madness: The Civ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even steal horses from other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride off into the sunset on a stolen steed while laughing maniacally. Join us for the ultimate horse heist experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Will you be the one to claim this majestic fowl for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join in on the fun and boogie down with these explosive party animals. Just be sure to watch your back, they tend to get a little too carried away with their dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, you’d better give us those horses /v/, or else you might find yourself on the wrong end of a diamond sword. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	689	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2