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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2093 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5865 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Are you tired of being called out for not being “white enough”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with 100% DNA from specific countries! That’s right, if you don’t fit the bill, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye.
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
