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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8693 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.