Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
Rune Stones Activated: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

    HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixelated Party Palace

    Pixelated Party Palace
    Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

    2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

    4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

    BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4540
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

    CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

    Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

    Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 241

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Farms Harvested: 443 Ores Mined: 2787
    Players Killed by Monsters: 687 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”

    Hacker Alert: “Ooooooooh no no no (haaaaaackkkkkkkkk) (sucks in air rapidly) Minecraft Server”
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the NATOniglets – they’re a wild bunch, but they sure know how to have a good time!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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