Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crops Grown:	7382
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1313	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Star Shards Collected:	255

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.