Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ores Mined:	4107	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	4402	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Potions Brewed:	138
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	120830	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	682

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3463	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	493837	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	284

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	4837	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	4512
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.