Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7441
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	289
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Farms Harvested:	859
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9073
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Emeralds Found:	9237	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.