Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	8166	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Emeralds Found:	6029
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Animals Bred:	174	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	176274
Love Letters Sent:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ores Mined:	3909
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.