Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7593	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	6173
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Passages Found:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	124
Endless Night Skies:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	5142	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!