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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Animals Bred:	38
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Star Shards Collected:	171	Dragon Eggs Found:	1628
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	3604
Animals Bred:	157	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	2457	Mines Excavated:	3644
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Emeralds Found:	2792	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2216	Mines Excavated:	2432

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	65	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9493	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	8573	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.