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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4742	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1909	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	950	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	9342	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Alien Abductions:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8141

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Divine Spears Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	309
Crops Grown:	3270	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	91
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.