Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2520	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7969

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Falling into the Void:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	256	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7136	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.