Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mines Excavated:	3194
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	59	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Divine Spears Created:	17	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ores Mined:	3223	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1845	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Farms Harvested:	194	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	4432
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	6603	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!