Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1416	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	82	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Ores Mined:	4493
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Items Found:	5009	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Buildings Constructed:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	7522
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	264	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2373
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	40
Dimension Hops:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4206	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.