Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1532
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	4388	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Emeralds Found:	256	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
New Chunks Explored:	366846	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Villages Defended:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	620
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9155	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magic Items Found:	1001	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1907	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Emeralds Found:	4571	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!