Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	56737	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9006
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	620702	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2666	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	61	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	787	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	3304	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.