Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Items Found:	8466	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Gods Slained:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4275
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Mines Excavated:	2345	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	3355

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4935	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	102365
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.