Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5628
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Animals Bred:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4521	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	1003
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Potions Brewed:	128	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	141	Divine Spears Created:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Void Armor Forged:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1560	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.