Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	6229
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6180	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	9924

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Animals Bred:	177	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3941
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	572

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5967	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	3495
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.