Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mines Excavated:	3608	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	525500	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	759161	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	9642	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!