Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Void Gems Collected:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3112
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2516	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Ores Mined:	5707
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!