Crafty Masturbating Miners

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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ores Mined:	3165	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	1544	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ores Mined:	6252	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crops Grown:	1897	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Spears Created:	29
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Farms Harvested:	572

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	7401	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.