Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	881
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Items Found:	1289	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	230	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Emeralds Found:	7927	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Animals Bred:	51	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7308	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Towns Built:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Animals Bred:	63

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchantments Applied:	218	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!