Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8051	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	3953

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7552	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	8657
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Items Found:	5933	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4884	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.