Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3540
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Star Shards Collected:	58

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	196	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ores Mined:	700
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.