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join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Players Killed by Monsters:	3604	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	920	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	630	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Farms Harvested:	807	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1731

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1697	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.