Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	929
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	63	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	6928	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9085
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	142
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.