Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3785	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	1469	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	189
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	8593	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4033
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	112
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	62
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6709	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchantments Applied:	97	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.