Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AltaVelos SMP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AltaVelos SMP, the best possible way to play Minecraft. (Started 1.13 now in 1.15.2)

My name is Shiloh, In game name is EpiphonicG, I’m 23yo and I purchased 24/7 server hosting. Let me tell you all about it.

We stick to the BASICS of Vanilla Minecraft… No Crazy plugins! But here are some things that make us the best new Minecraft server of 2020

We got an active Discord: discord.gg/H2hXZUb

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	4466
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Play Minecraft Server

Creative, Survival

Play-Server Minecraft Server! Vote for Rewards and more! Vote every day for every day rewards! Good Luck!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1735	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JaycobPVP

Survival

hi. if you are reading this that means we have discontinued jaycobpvp it was fun while it lasted but the server hosting have minimized the allowed plugins. i have 20 i need to use but the allowed ammont is sadly 12 thank you for understanding. goodbye

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mangrove MC | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ Friendly 🏳️‍🌈 |⛰️ Custom Worldgen, Seasons, 40+ Free Cosmetics, 40 New Mobs & More ⛰️| 🧪 Slimefun & MCMMO 🧪

Cosmetics, Customworldgen, Furniture, Lgbtfriendly, LGBTQ, Marriage, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Quests, Resourcepack, Seasons, Slimefun, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server IP: mangrove.smpmc.us

Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.

You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!

If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!

Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQphHave a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Marcoeh

Anarchy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Marcoeh, this server is a great server, there are plenty of gamemodes you can choose form to play: skywars, skyblock, kitpvp, survival, and bannedland. We are always updating the server to make it better for the players!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HarmonyMC

MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to HarmonyMC!

At Harmony, we are a very welcoming and fast growing community. We offer several custom plugins such as custom enchants, and silk spawners that help enhance your vanilla Minecraft survival experience! We hope to see you on HarmonyMC!

* Urgently looking for experienced, active Staff Members!

– HarmonyMC

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Domini [Factions] [Semi-Anarchy] [Bedrock support]

Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Economy, Economysurvival, Faction Pvp, Factions, Kingdoms, Openaudiomc, Roleplay, Roleplaysurvival, Semianarchy, Survival, VOICE, Voicechat

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.

Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.

We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133

We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audioThis should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximity

View the server’s world map here: 162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MicroPixelate

PvP, Survival

A minecraft 1.15.2 Survival server with hidden chests, PvP, a friendly community, and more! (NO HACKERS ALLOWED!!)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DanskSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This server is newly started and is frequently updated. Hope you are interested in giving it a try so we can get the server’s community going.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KitPVP/Survival And More

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Has Loads Of Fun Things To Explore Like Survival, KitPVP, Creative, And Loads More This Server Has All Your Needs

VERSION NEEDS TO BE 1.12.2 FOR THE PLUGINS TO WORK MORE VERSIONS SUPPORTED SOON

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ores Mined:	9295
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Knights Community

Survival, Towny

Welcome to our Minecraft Server in the Philippines – a virtual realm where gamers from across the archipelago gather to embark on epic adventures, craft magnificent creations, and build lasting friendships. Immerse yourself in a uniquely Filipino gaming experience with custom content, exciting events, and a vibrant community. Join us on this pixelated journey, where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of exploration. Are you ready to dive into the blocky wonders of our Philippine Minecraft universe? See you in-game, mga ka-MC!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Simply Vanilla – 1.20.4

120server, 120update, 120vanilla, building, Community, Friendly, Fun, home, Mature, new, Noclaims, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Semivanilla, Sethome, Small, Smallserver, smp, Staff, Survival, Tpa, Updated, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!

Since 2018, Simply Vanilla has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our tight-knit, kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!Visit our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coJoin our Discord to participate with the community: https://discord.gg/simplyvanilla

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No major griefing3. Respect fellow players and staff4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No ban or mute evasion 7. No excessive swearing/offensive language 8. No AFK Farming/grinding9. No toxic playersFor more detail on our rules, visit simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1015	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bone craft

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

[Bonecraft]

Welcome to Bonecraft, a survival server and towny server running on Minecraft Java Edition 1.15.2 Join our server using our ip: play.bonecraft.org Visit our website using: https://www.bonecraft.org/ Our Store: https://www.store.bonecraft.org/

Some of the features we offer to players are McMMO, Veinminer, Silk Spawners, Golden Shovel Land Claiming, Kits, Wild Teleportation, Marriages, Money Drops, Events, and Giveaways.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoolishMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! FoolishMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Skyblock and many more to come. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Simply Adventure – 1.20.4 [Java & Bedrock]

120updated, Adventure, Claims, Friendly, Hardmode, Nogrief, Playereconomy, PvE, Semivanilla, Survival

Simply Adventure

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About

Join us in our brand new server: Simply Adventure! This server is focused on the adventure of Minecraft, the fun of building and making friends, and the tranquility of getting away from the stresses of real life. We hope you can join the kind community that we hope to build.

Check out our server’s features to see if they align with your interests!

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Rules(more detail can be found on Discord)

1. Respect all other players2. No Sensitive Content3. No cheats/exploits4. No griefing anywhere5. No Stealing / Luring / Scamming6. Claims must be at least 100 blocks from others7. No Random PVP8. No Spam or Advertisement9. Do Not Evade Punishment

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Simply Adventure is the next place for you. Embrace the call of SA and start your adventure today. We hope to see you online!

Are you ready to begin your adventure?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!