Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Aegean Realm

Economy, Prison, Raiding, Survival

Aegean Realm is a new java Minecraft server! We currently have two gamemodes: SMP x anarchy and OP Prisons. We have some aesthetic plugins, experienced and friendly staff and an active community to make your time more enjoyable. Come pay us a visit today! x

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	760731
Star Shards Collected:	74	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UniversalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

UniversalMC founded in 2022 is known for our never ending entertainment lifesteal. So many features that you will never run out of things to do. Hope to see you on today.

IP: play.universalmc.cc Bedrock IP: 212.192.29.92:25436 Store: https://umc.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/4XYAMUD2be

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Naruto Adventures

Adventures, Akatsuki, Anime, Fun, Itachi, Naruto, PvP, RPG, Sasuke

Welcome to Naruto Adventures, to the best Naruto server in Minecraft. This server is based off of the anime “Naruto” and is an mmorpg server. On this server you can go on an adventure as a ninja. With friends or alone, you can surpass one another by training hard and fighting monsters and rogue ninjas. You can also do a main story line (which you can arrive at by going to spawn and clicking the sign that says warp to missions room) and hundreds of side missions which are placed randomly throughout the map and in the missions room.

How to play:

-Do quests to gain money or Jutsus-punch to use Jutsus, elements and abilities such as blink-/c bind (to bind a Jutsu or ability to an item)

make sure to join our discord for further information: discord.gg/z4VZSTK

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Not 2b2t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Survive the pure anarchy, No bans, No mutes, This is not 2b2t, this is not2b2t.org, Please remain calm and enjoy pure anarchy, I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3843	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Purple KitPvP

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

[1.7-1.20] An Overpowered kitpvp server with many features and constantly updating. There are giveaways running in the Discord very often, and the owner listens to the community on what to add, so it is essentially a Kitpvp server Developed by xcch, Made by players, For players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mines Excavated:	2832	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗮 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗯 | Cross-Play | 𝗝𝗮𝘃𝗮 + 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 | Semi-Vanilla | 𝗦𝗠𝗣 | No-PvP | 𝗣𝘃𝗘 | Economy | 𝗡𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟵 | No warps

Android, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockeditionserver, Claims, Community, console, crossplay, farlands, Friendly, Friendlystaff, Friendlysurvival, Geyser, Ios, java, Javaedition, mcpe, Nogrief, Nopvp, Peaceful, Playershops, PlayStation, Pocketedition, Premium, Protectionstones, PvE, Pve Economy, Semivanilla, Shopkeepers, Smallserver, Survival, Vanilla, Virtualreality, Vivecraft, Windows10, Windows10edition, Xbox, Xbox360, Xboxone

Peaceful Vanilla Club

→ mc.peacefulvanilla.club ←For Java (PC) Players

→ bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club ←For Bedrock (PE/Console) Players

NO WARPS OR /TPANO PVP (Only in PvP Arenas)NO Map ResetsNO HUB/NetworkNO Pay-to-win or VIP

Since June 2019 – 24/7Semi-vanilla (improved vanilla)Java Edition & Crossplay Pocket Edition (Bedrock)Farlands & Beta NostalgiaEasy to Use Land Claim BlocksMature & Active Players and StaffPeaceful and Friendly CommunityLots of improvements (decorative heads, sit, unstuck, unions, events, deathchests, much more …)Player managed economy (create shop, sell, buy items)LGBTQ+ Friendly

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.

The server is based on Java Edition but you can play with Bedrock Edition too! This means you can play with MCPE (Pocket Editon) on iOS and Android smartphones. Of course, you can (and should) play also with the good old Java Edition.

Peaceful Vanilla Club is a semi-vanilla virtual reality (VR) friendly server. We officially support the Vivecraft VR mod for Minecraft Java Edition, but the official Minecraft VR version for Oculus works very well too!

→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club

→ To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port) or add ” Nifty Nemesis ” as friend and connect from multiplayer Friends list

✅ No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore!

Say goodbye to teleportation on this semi-vanilla server. No /tp, /tpa, or /warp to shortcut your journey. Discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map, from subways and iceways to railways. Teleportation is off the table, enhancing the exploration experience and preserving the essence of the game.

✅ A Peaceful Place to Unwind

While the server operates on normal/hard mode, it’s designed as a tranquil sanctuary. Chill alone or with friends in this peaceful haven. Enjoy the serenity, unless you venture into predefined hard survival areas for an adventurous twist!

✅ A Nostalgic Journey

Relive the golden age of Minecraft on this nostalgic server. A portion of the map harks back to Beta 1.7.3, with darker nights as a nod to the past. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia, complete with a replica of the iconic pack.png. Experience the essence of Minecraft’s earlier days.

✅ No PvP Outside Arenas

This is a stress-free server with PvP restricted to designated arenas. Admins define special areas with keep-inventory, ensuring a camper-free environment. Enjoy the game without worrying about unexpected PvP encounters.

✅ Quality of Life Enhancements

Maintaining the vanilla feel, this server incorporates significant improvements without compromising the original gameplay. Experience the best of both worlds with enhanced features that elevate your gaming experience.

✅ No Map Resets: Timeless Terrains

Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. Embrace the commitment to a map that evolves with time, providing a stable and continuous world without the need for resets.

✅ Land Claims: Protect Your Territory

Secure your land with a unique block. Claim your space and create a safe haven for your builds. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, or purchase more at the spawn. Rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to your liking.

✅ Player-Managed Economy: Build Your Empire

Engage in a fully functional player-driven economic system. Establish your shop using villagers, rent and sell areas to fellow players. The server encourages entrepreneurial spirit and creative business endeavors.

✅ Playtime Ranks: Rise Through the Ranks

Your playtime matters on this server. Unlock rewards and permissions as you ascend through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank, adding a rewarding progression system to your Minecraft experience.

✅ Commands and Utilities: Enhancing Gameplay

Enjoy additional utilities to manage your gameplay, including pet management, random teleportation on first join, unstuck features, the ability to sit down, Death Chests, Decorative Heads and more. These command enhancements add convenience to your Minecraft adventures.

✅ Hard Survival Areas: Seek the Challenge

For those seeking a more extreme adventure, enter the Hard Survival Area — an area of severe difficulty. Test your survival skills in this challenging terrain that offers a heightened level of excitement and risk.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ETech Network

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

The ETech Network is a server that has many things to offer.

We have 2 survival worlds, 2 creative freebuilds, and a few minigames.

The server is hosted on powerful hardware that is hard to overload. It can hold 10,000 people!

We have friendly staff who have lots of knowledge of Minecraft servers!

Our server supports Minecraft Java and Minecraft bedrock. (Java 1.7.2-Latest) Server IP: play.etechtechnologies.org See our website for more details: https://www.etechtechnologies.org/publicresources Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/BsBGm3B

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	662
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LeafMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

a fancy world,free survial world,creat your town,and enlarge your town chunks,creat your nation,ally,enemy,and netural

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Advancius Network🌟FREE RANKS🌟

1v1, bedrock, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Cannon, Casual, challenge, competitive, Creative, Dropper, Dungeons, Faction, Factionpvp, Factions, Heroes, Hideandseek, KitPvP, Maze, MCMMO, Minigames, Murdermystery, Needstaff, Plots, Practice, Prison, PvP, RPG, Skyblock, Small, smp, Spleef, Staff, Survival, Towerdefense, Towny, Uhc, Villagedefense, War, Worldedit, Youtubers

🌟 JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK 🌟Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! ⚔️ COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND ❤️

BEDROCK EDITION PORT: 19132

Advancius Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone!

Come join our welcoming community!

We offer a 100% free rank system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes, including:

– Skyblock– Factions– Survival– Prison– Creative Plots– KitPvP– Dropper– Parkour– Bed Wars– Hide and Seek– Murder Mystery– Duels– UHC– BuildBattle– The Maze– Tower Defense– Survival Games– Party Games– Adventure Maps– Custom Events

Server IP: MC.ADVANCIUS.NETDiscord: http://discord.advancius.net/Trailer: https://youtu.be/uJRIEGfbous

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cloud Anarchy

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CloudAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pinchcliffe SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

• Economy • PvE • mcMMO • Extra Hard

Slots: 100 IP: play.pinchcliffesmp.com Notable Features: PaperSpigot, Economy, mcMMO, GriefPrevention, Dynmap, BlazeAndCaves Advancements DataPack, Simple Voice Chat Discord: https://discord.gg/5A7Q5MB Website: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/ Dynmap: http://pinchcliffesmp.com/map

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Realmportal 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 RPG Enhanced PvE Towny, Economy, Custom Mobs, Bosses, Items & Blocks, Dungeons & Magic, No Mods Needed!

Auctions, Bosses, Civilization, Classes, Community, Customitems, Custommobs, Dungeons, Economy, Freetoplay, Friendly, Headdatabase, Magic, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmo, Mmocore, Mmoitems, mmorpg, Mobarena, Modded, Mounts, Mythicmobs, Nogrief, Nogriefing, Parties, Pets, Playershops, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Sethome, Shops, Skills, smp, Spells, Towns, Towny, Vanilaplus, Voterewards

A unique take on RPGMMO Towny / Survival experience with custom items, mobs, bosses, classes, skills, magic and more. PvE Survival with a whole lot more.

▣ Choose from several classes with various skills and level-up RPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an enhanced towny experience.

▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.

▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the open-world wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.

▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions as well as functional factories and farms.

▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.

▣ Enjoy an immersive experiencewith new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.

▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Discord server link: discord.gg/eVvG4ad

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BeaconSource

Economy, Survival

Note: This server requires you to fill out an application to become a member of our community! Hello! We’re excited to announce BeaconSource SMP has launched! Interested in joining? Read the rules and apply for membership by clicking our website. Guests may feel free to log in and explore the world while waiting on the status of their application. Note: It could take 5 minutes to 2 days for your application to be approved. What can you expect on BeaconSource? We are hosting on a Dedicated server with a Ryzen 9 3950X @ 3.5GHz, 6 GB DDR4 RAM, and 100 GB of NVMe Storage. If you ever have a problem, we have staff members that can help you out as soon as possible! What features does BeaconSource have? The server’s economy runs on Diamonds. You can keep your diamonds safe by depositing them into your virtual bank. (Type /deposit to deposit, Type /withdraw to withdraw, and Type /bank to view your balance) Instead of requiring every player to sleep for the night to skip. Only 50% of the players will be required to sleep to skip the night with the Harbor plugin. Players can create their own shops and sell anything they want. You can become rich with diamonds by running a shop!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PrismaMC Network

Prison

We are a Minecraft Network that focuses on Survival and Kitmap. We have only just started. I hope you can support us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Farms Harvested:	646	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY

Antigrief, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Chestshops, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Dynmap, Economy, Essentialsx, Friendly, Griefprevention, Guishop, Loot, Lootcrates, marketplace, MCMMO, Nogreifing, Nogrief, Ranks, Rankup, Silkspawners, Skills, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vip, Votifer, Voting, Wild, Wilderness, Wildernesstp, Wildtp

Jolt Survival [1.20.4+] COMMUNITY | CLAIMS | QoL | FRIENDLY Minecraft Server

Click here to view the live map.

Click here to join our discord.

Rules:

1. No Hacking: We have a ZERO TOLERANCE policy on hacking. Any players found to be hacking will receive a perm-ban.

2. No Griefing: Griefing will be met with 3-4 warnings. On second offense, players will be perm-banned. Light grief will be punished with 2-3 warnings. All grief can and will be rolled back very easily. (Griefing counts as: Destroying builds, stealing items, lava casting/flooding, trashy builds, invasive claims, etc.)

3. No spam or advertising: Spam includes begging for ranks, permissions, or items from staff or players. Offenders receive 1 warning and a 10 minute mute per offense. Advertising results in a perm-mute.

4. No Exploits, glitches, duping, or x-ray: Offenders will receive a 1-3 warnings per offense, and any items or progress gained will be reversed. Large scale duping can result in a perm-ban. The Nether roof is allowed. We are able to easily find dupe caches, and locate the owner. Its not worth your time.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.