Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Crops Grown: 8315
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3953
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 200
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Crops Grown: 3917 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Crops Grown: 9672 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3937 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Crops Grown: 1341
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Emeralds Found: 6530

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 840
    Alien Abductions: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Enchantments Applied: 203

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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