Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Divine Spears Created: 17
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 146 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Potions Brewed: 171 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 229
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Ores Mined: 1303 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1584

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Emeralds Found: 479
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8661 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 257 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 611 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Runes Activated: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 786342 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Buildings Constructed: 11

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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