Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Baldurs Gate

    Baldurs Gate

    Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • McWarside

    McWarside

    Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DivinePVP

    DivinePVP

    DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • publiclir

    publiclir

    Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1324 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Somnus Realms

    Somnus Realms

    Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

    The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

    Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MonkeyPrison

    MonkeyPrison

    We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

    Enjoy

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DawnFire Realms – Somnium

    DawnFire Realms – Somnium

    DFR in a nutshell:

    We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

    On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

    Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

    On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NTraid RPG Survival Server

    NTraid RPG Survival Server
    NTraid RPG Survival Server

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MapleCraft

    MapleCraft

    —————————————-­—————————————-­———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-­—————————————-­———-

    Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-­—————————————-­———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-­—————————————-­———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-­—————————————-­———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-­—————————————-­———-

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • LectroPvP

    LectroPvP

    Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Paradize Island

    Paradize Island
    Paradize Island

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RiksRealm

    RiksRealm

    Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • EpicCloudMC

    EpicCloudMC

    We are a Cloud Network providing the best experience minecraft has to offer. We are dedicated to helping players, and improving our community in the best way, we can. Come check us out @ EpicCloudMC.Com!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • StarQuestMinecraft

    StarQuestMinecraft

    This is the server you’ve been looking for! We took minecraft and brought it to the space age. Design, build, and fly your very own spaceship to any one of our nine magnificent custom-generated planets, where you can build your base using incredibly awesome advanced technology! Work your way through our innovative two-tracked rank structure until you dominate the solar system! Trade with people on other planets to acquire all of the resources required for success, or become a pirate and steal the things you need! Protect your settlement with your choice of either WorldGuard, Towny, or Factions. On StarQuest, anything is possible and the galaxy is open for you to explore. And the best part is there are no client mods required!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Zombiewolfcraft

    Zombiewolfcraft

    A fun fraction, parkour, pvp server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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