Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Covert

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla survival, Raid, PVP. We have Adult Admins. Come survive with us and have fun! If you like to build in secret, raid at night, and destroy other players, this is a server for you.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

lions3316

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Custom Spells. Custom Items, Magic, Factions, Pvp, Raiding!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Towns Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sigma Realms

Economy, Survival

If you enjoy servers that aren’t huge, then Sigma Realms is a good choice. Currently, we’re only a survival server, however, we will be adding more worlds in the future. We hope to expand the server and make it grow larger so we can have a large group of people that frequently log on and spend some time on. Current Server Cap: 30 Each staff member was added due to each of their own talents, and they hope to put said talents to use. Staff: Dr_Dolphy (Owner) theMurp (Co-Owner) TehDuctor (Head Admin) thornbrook (Admin) (Moderator)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Block.sqlm.ro

PvE, PvP, Survival

Block.sqlm.ro

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MONMAN11

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Play Minecraft PC Multiplayer on our Awesome Servers HUB! **** JOIN IP = MONMAN11.COM **** + Free Creative Plots + Factions + KitPVP with SPELLS + ON Prison + OPSkyBlock + OP crates + MMORPG + MonCraft + and a lot more!

IP and Website: MONMAN11.COM

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Platincreeper

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

PLATINCREEPER:

A German Minecraft server that offers you a lot of variety. What exactly? Well, with us you can have a piece of land assigned to you and build on it, go to a freebuild area and build your property there, or simply do PvP. If even that isn’t enough for you, you can also play various minigames.

We have a helpful and friendly team that can handle most situations competently. Our community is just as helpful as the team. So stop by and become part of the Platincreeper community.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC Traveler

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pure PvE/Survival server based more around building and less around player vs player rivalries.

MC Traveler is completely vanilla aside from sparingly used portals, and a custom land-protection plugin. As well as custom chat plugins, which never affect gameplay.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ACSS

Survival

Aston Computer Science Society Birmingham’s Minecraft Server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Phoenix Network

Economy, PvP, Towny

Phoenix Minecraft is a long running server that prides its self on being unique and different. Although we run standard plugins such as Towny we have a dedotated developer team that writes and customizes plugins to fit our needs.

As of writing we’ve got many different features: – Towny – Custom RPG Items – Ruins that spawn and can be looted for items – Custom RPG Recipes – Custom RPG Leveling system – Entirely custom website written to fit our needs! – Dedicated Architect team, Development Team and Moderation team ready to bend time and space to make our server the best.

Come and join us! Enjoy the experience and come back for more! Just remember, if you’re stuck in game, ask other players or staff. Our staff team are there to help and our community are friendly and willing to help!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7863

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CarreCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour

Hey! Have you been dissatisfied with most minecraft servers? Do they all feel the same to you? Join Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 for a unique One of a Kind experience like no other. With skilled developers and an incredible staff team running the server you will not find anything like this anywhere else. Tired of laggy servers? Bad uptime? Boring gamemodes? Look no further! We have amazing custom gamemodes including RUST, WasteLand, Skywars, Creative (FREE WORLDEDIT), KitPvP and more! Never worry about lag again with our high power dedicated servers and 100% fibre network! Try us today @ Cracked.Lunar.Network:25565 & Visit forums @ CarreCraft.enjin.com for more info!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7438

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Durbin Dungeon

Economy, Factions, PvP

The Durbin Dungeon

We are a new server that employs: * PvP * Factions * Mythic Loot * Mythic Mobs * mcMMO and many others!

Our donation web store is located at: http://durbindungeon.buycraft.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Craft Networks

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Craft is a fun loving server filled to the brim with fun owners and admins. We dedicate loads of our time to make the server amazing for all who join. We like to keep things simple; we’ve kept a basic “walk out of” spawn and a fun towny wilderness, free for PVP and adventuring. Join Craft today over at mc.craft-rp.net!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Prometeus

Survival

Prometheus

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Kaizen Worlds

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Kaizen Worlds is a 6-year-old survival server for people of all ages.

Main features of the server: Towny for player grouping and land claims MCMMO to level up skill and gain new abilities shops to ear and spend in-game money creative plots in a separate world, in case you want to take a break from mining or want to test out a build idea regular build competitions that can earn you goodies And much more.

Important note! Players on our server come from all over the world, are of all races, cultures, and genders. As such racism, sexism and homophobic behavior are not tolerated.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PurePvP

Factions, PvP

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Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4835	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”