Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Endless Survival

    Endless Survival

    Welcome to Endless Survival! We are a well established fully 1.10 server with helpful staff and a friendly, active community. Just a few plugins to make life that bit easier home, tpa, spawn etc. Full grief protection including GriefPrevention and block logging for your peace of mind. Work on community projects, or go it alone. With a fresh map for 1.9 there’s plenty to explore!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Million-Craft

    Million-Craft

    *STAFF NEEDED* Here at Million-Craft we are striving to improve the look and feel of our server including updating the game modes and adding new ones. Join our teamspeak at 149.202.65.197:43703

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7010 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Argarian Network

    Argarian Network

    Server Argarian Network ! Minigames for your fun ! Go play in this great network ! With lower price of rank vip, with MUCH NEW MINIGAMES !

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RonanCraft

    RonanCraft

    Join our small community and help create a stronger bond between server and player! A server cannot live without the player, so why don’t you drop by and see how strong a server can really be! We have a nice staff team and always looking at ways to improve. —- IP: play.ronancraft.net —- Website: Link: http://ronancraft.net Many progressive Ranks, custom plugins, become a member today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5418 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dannebrog Kingdom

    Dannebrog Kingdom

    Join us at 138.201.18.35:25574 for a fun, friendly minecraft experience :D! We currently offer the following gamemodes;

    – Factions [Raiding, PVP]

    – KitPVP/Slayer [Fight other players & mobs for money!]

    – Parkour [Do parkour on our parkour levels]

    Voting for us here will give you rewards 🙂

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NightFlare Gaming

    NightFlare Gaming

    We are a new server that is hoping that you will join us on our journey to meeting new people, expanding our server, and having a ton of fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • VoxelLoop Network

    VoxelLoop Network

    The VoxelLoop Network is a series of servers designed to bring you the best possible experience.

    Our Factions server is lag free and contains many helpful plugins such as: Grief Prevention, Core Protect, Auctions, Economy, and Furniture. (Post suggestions on our forums) Now, you can also purchase apartments in our towns!

    Our Creative server is also lag free and contains large 128×128 plots with the ability to use WorldEdit and furniture. We keep this server lag free by using a plugin that allows WorldEdit commands to be ran in pieces rather than as one large action that can sometimes cause a crash.

    Visit our TeamSpeak 3 server: voice.voxelloop.co.uk

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sycho

    Sycho

    Good server, join! NEED STAFF!

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 294 Mythical Quests Completed: 29
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Reality-Pixelmon

    Reality-Pixelmon

    Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Robert Ireland

    Robert Ireland

    Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8043 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Harvest Block

    Harvest Block

    We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

    Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Cuba – Prison

    Cuba – Prison

    Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Farms Harvested: 914
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecrafters Go Mooo

    Minecrafters Go Mooo

    NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

    There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

    The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Enchanted Craft

    Enchanted Craft

    Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Sarefine

    Sarefine

    Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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