Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MoltresPvP Network

    MoltresPvP Network

    MoltresPvP Network is a server focused around providing pvp with multiple and expanding gamemodes. MoltresPvP has a diverse community of players and staff, and we strive to provide new, unique, and fun gamemodes and pvp for all.

    Everything on MoltresPvP is custom coded by or developer team.

    Coins and levels are shared network wide, so if you gain a level on Kitpvp, you get that level in MiniUHCMeetup.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • mc matrix

    mc matrix

    In the cross over’s Ceará, we came to win and not to be defeated, so if you want to be part of this game, know that we’re going to bring it to the boil….kkkkkkkk

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • mc.godsyn.com

    mc.godsyn.com

    A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Missoula Public Library

    Missoula Public Library

    Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

    Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pickaxe-PvP

    Pickaxe-PvP

    Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

    We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Star Shards Collected: 136
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Influx Network

    Influx Network

    The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Entertaining Squad

    Entertaining Squad

    You can buy ranks at entertainingsquad.buycraft.net You can buy ranks through this website entertainingsquad.buycraft.net This server is very good and works for pirated minecraft and original minecraft

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • YeetFactions

    YeetFactions

    WE need staff badly and a co owner also the first successful applier gets co owner and co owner gets console So staff positions that are open are as following – Head Admins – Admins – Head Moderators – Moderators – Head Helpers – Helpers – AND BUILDERS WE REALLY NEED BUILDERS! thank you for your time.

    When you join do /warp apply

    PS Apps need to be at least five pages long

    167.114.8.38

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EntrancedPvP

    EntrancedPvP

    Hello EntrancedPvP is an amazing new server that will soon be great! There is not a lot of people on atm but soon i will be great Just give it a chance! I know u will like it! We have great plugins like mcmmo essentials and vote crates! and much much more Also many more plugins will come in the future like koth and vote crates Please join for a great faction experience!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Skycraft – Just Opened

    Skycraft – Just Opened

    We are a brand new server that just started about 48 hours ago. We are constantly trying to grow our community. We started this server to bring much joy to the players and staff who wanted to find a new server that is made for them. Our staff are very hard working and small at the moment but we are growing. We are looking for more staff that are very responsible and very dedicated. Rules: (1) Be Respectful (2) Do Not Hack (3) Respect all Staff (4) Do not Spam!! (5) No Sexual harrasment (6) Do not Spawn kill (7) No Racism

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3799 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SkyePlex Network

    SkyePlex Network

    A kid friendly server faction and survival server with a good community and nice staff!! Join now! Staff needed! Survival, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Hardcore, Parkour, and more!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • EnderPlay

    EnderPlay

    This is a server made to enjoy, here you can play many varieties: -KitPvP -Survival -SkyWars and many more!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy

    Ethos Economy Is a Minecraft expierience like no other. We are a cross between a Prison server and Towny-Survival, but we are also so much more then that.

    Some features Ethos Economy offers include: » Physical emerald currency » Rank chain, much like prison » Custom professions » Custom terrain worlds » Gambling » And much more!

    Hope to see you ingame! : IP: play.ethoseconomy.com

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions

    TimelessFactions Do you want to play on a server where justice reigns and there are no zithers, this is the right place for you 🙂 TimelessFactions opens on Saturday at 20:00, at the opening we will distribute keys, there will be a drop party, ranks and other things 🙂 Read what’s on our Minecraft Server in a nutshell SupplyCrates KotH Crates Vote CrazyEnchants(/this) Free Rankovi(/rankup) mcMMo I hope you will visit the server and invite your friends too 🙂 IP:mc.timelesspvp.info

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • StargateMC

    StargateMC

    StargateMC.com is a Survival Canon-ish server that focuses around the Stargate Universe. Players can visit up to 25,000 worlds via Advanced Rocketry FTL Ships or Stargate!

    When you login, you can deal with Stargate Command staff and travel offworld to one of a random 1000 Milky Way worlds, each able to be made your own whilst fighting off the Goauld – or travel to Pegasus and make war against the Wraith…. the choice is yours!

    To play, download StargateMC on the Technic Launcher.

    Note: The Youtube video was made for 1.7, several years ago. Things have changed a lot since then!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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