Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Enchantments Applied: 154
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 112

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

    LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Players Killed by Monsters: 8537
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Crops Grown: 7913
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyKoreanNATOWar

    CraftyKoreanNATOWar
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 292
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Ores Mined: 9334 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7643 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Fabled Realms

    Fabled Realms

    Welcome to Fabled Realms!

    Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

    Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

    Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

    Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

    Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

    Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Crops Grown: 7929

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

    Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition
    Welcome to Shacknews SMP
    Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Java v1.21.1.
    Is the server P2W? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
    When was the server world last reset? The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
    Do you have a modpack? Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Runes Activated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7654
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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