Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Emeralds Found: 233

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP

    Fantazio Quotes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of talking llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties you can imagine. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of emerald-loving NPCs.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 470567 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HospitalDadMinecraftServer

    HospitalDadMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family’s group chat? Look no further! Join our server for some epic family drama and passive-aggressive messages that will make you question your relationships!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have free healthcare for all players! No need to worry about those pesky potion bills, we’ve got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with surprise twists and turns, just like when your mom randomly calls you to interrogate you about your whereabouts. Will you make it out alive? Only time will tell.

    And don’t forget about our special feature: the ER adventure! Join our server and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital with your family, all while trying to maintain your sanity. Who needs mobs when you have family members throwing shade at each other?

    So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the family feuds are always on the rise. Who needs a peaceful mining session when you can have a chaotic family reunion instead? Join now and see if you’re the AITA of our Minecraft world!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine

    SisWedding40thBdayVenueMine
    🎉🎈Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time like no other! 🎈🎉

    🍰👰‍♀️Imagine this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wedding procession marches through your land! Yes, that’s right, we host surprise weddings on our server! Who knows, you might even catch the bouquet and find your in-game soulmate!👰‍♀️🍰

    🎂🥳And speaking of birthdays, we throw the most epic birthday bashes in all of Minecraft! Picture this: a giant cake made of diamonds, a fireworks display that lights up the night sky, and a special appearance by Notch himself! Don’t miss out on the celebration of a lifetime!🥳🎂

    🎊💍But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and enchanted items. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land? Join now and start your quest for glory!💍🎊

    🎮So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unforgettable adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the fun – your epic journey starts now!🎮

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP

    LoneSleepGamer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of sharing a bed with your noisy pet pig in Minecraft? Join our SMP where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any snoring animals hogging the covers! Our server is so peaceful, you’ll drift off into dreamland faster than you can say “creepers are my alarm clock.” Plus, rumor has it that sleeping alone in our SMP gives you superpowers like the ability to fly in your dreams and summon a herd of sheep to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join us and sleep like a Minecraft king (or queen) tonight!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ReplayCraft2021

    ReplayCraft2021
    Forget about all those other games, because our Minecraft server is where the real party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop bacon when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, bacon! So if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, then come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

    RussianTeachRageQuitCraft
    So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

    So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

    Arctic Cruise Chaos Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

    Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

    Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

    We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Mines Excavated: 1384

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

    Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions
    Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

    Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • HyphenCraft

    HyphenCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

    Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

    So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 205 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RedditUserMC SMP

    RedditUserMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

    So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FutureCraft2025

    FutureCraft2025
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

    So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyKyivPrisoner

    CraftyKyivPrisoner
    come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

    Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril
    yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Dragon Eggs Found: 6312
    Enchantments Applied: 197 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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