Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	115
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchantments Applied:	232
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	802794	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1020	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Votes:	522
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	125	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	454708
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Potions Brewed:	82
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Votes:	4659	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	160

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	4179	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

wafflesonne.com