Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

wolfrealmsreborn.org

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Reality3farms.mcserv.fun

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8636	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

isnserver.net

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	739355
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

minecraft.2players1game.com

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

51.222.255.222:27000

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

66.70.237.153:25594

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crops Grown:	2681	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Secret Passages Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	627795
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchantments Applied:	120
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154