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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

fusion.mine.bz

Ulfcraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

46.253.196.84:25665

MasterMinerZ

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	298	Divine Spears Created:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

mc.masterminerz.com

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3911	Dragons Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

185.16.85.50:25965

The Sandlot

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	7991
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

server.sandlotminecraft.com

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

dream.bananasmores.com

1.6.1 survive the horde

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

1.6.1 survive the horde

zombiehorde.net

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Star Shards Collected:	75
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

mc.pvpcrafters.com

Realm of Eden

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

108.174.60.86:25665

Aspirecraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crops Grown:	3780	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

185.16.85.20:26065

Panda Craft!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Fun for everyone, 24/7

survival.8bitpanda.net

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	2669

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Octa.in

AtomCraftChile

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

The best MINECRAFT CHILE server ENTER AND PLAY

atom-craft.no-ip.org

DefemCraft

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

MMORPG style, towns, custom items, 3 combat branches! We strive to have a true adventuring experience!

69.175.65.194

Valhallus

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to Valhallus! We are a smp server with a great community, experienced staff, with a lot of great things to come! We a bunch of great plugins and grief prevention!

We have a lot of great things to do coming soon!

RULES No griefing PVP is on but only for fun! No unwanted killing. No spam Be respectful No racism

Have fun!

69.175.36.76