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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6738
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Dimension Hops:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1803	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4577	Alien Abductions:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	120	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4037
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2110
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	9359	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Items Found:	7072	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	6411
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz