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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4470
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	19955
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	445468

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Animals Bred:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	41055
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	199
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	6671	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Animals Bred:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	New Chunks Explored:	454794
Void Gems Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Items Found:	5758	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Emeralds Found:	5313	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net