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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	283
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	3718	Divine Spears Created:	17
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Items Found:	2562
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3209
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	216802	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Runes Activated:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Buildings Constructed:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	138	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Emeralds Found:	3012
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Towns Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net